No Smoking

I was the first person through the door at 12:00pm this lunchtime, at the start of the smoking ban. It was considered that I might need a nicorette patch or gum, having spent, much time, amongst smokers in pubs, being a non smoker.

I remember one occasion, in America, we were travelling down my uncle and auntie's road, and my uncle spat his skol bandit(tobacco bag), out of the car window. But the wind blew it staight back in, into the open window, into my dad's eye, sitting in the back seat. It was so funny.

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